Aneristic Neural Detoxification 23% Complete

Vuga Vulet Saga Shan Isa Go

Newly Developed Erisian Technology Uses Quantum-Based Artificial intelligence to channel Discordian Wisdom for the Ages

= ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT = Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dumb beast." demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU".*

Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese ideogram for NO-THING

The timer has expired!

Order now before this price increases and our product is unavailable!

Only 23 easy payments of


per month!

What Do You Think?